Monday, September 5, 2011

Real Marriage Quotes

Me: (After squeezing the last bit of toothpaste I could onto my brush) Here, you can put some on your own brush, you're better at getting it out.

Jake: (Squeezes a healthy portion of toothpaste onto his brush and puts the tube back.)

Me: What are you doing? Throw that away. It's done for.

Jake: (Flares nostrils) I'll take that as a challenge.

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